2011-07-16

Chloe's convenient math skills

When given a limited number of tokens for an amusement park, kids can develop a strangely convenient math ability.

Chloe was given 8 tokens to play at an amusement park in Nice. We then told her what each of the ride costs. She picks the bouncer area first for 3 tokens, then we had to go home.

Magic math happened the next day. She told us, "I used 3 tokens for the bouncers yesterday so I have 5 tokens left. I want to go on the bouncers again! So that will leave me 2 tokens. What should I do then? I know! I'll go on the trampoline twice because it takes 1 token each time."

Subtraction, multiplication, orders of operation, and problem solving all in one! Wow!

"Chloe, what's 8 minus 3?"

"I don't know."

How convenient.

2011-07-15

Lessons Learned from Europe

Being in Europe for the last 9 weeks have got us thinking about several different topics.

1. We don't need so much space
With exception to our house in Les Angles (Avignon), our apartments have ranged between 550 sqft (in Paris) to the "monsterous" 1000 sqft condo in South Kensington.  Being in such tight living quarters makes us view space a littler different back home in Calgary where it seems anything less than 1500 sqft is considered cramped.  Do we need it all?  We managed just fine in all spaces.  Siew brought up a good point though that small spaces may be fine when the kids are small - but when they are tweeners maybe not so much.

2. We should pay more for gas
People complain about gas prices in Calgary screaming at $1.20/L (at least when I left) and how it is outrageous.  Well filling up in Les Angles, I paid 1.34 Euros/L which equals $1.87/L.  These are standard everyday prices that Europeans have paid for a long time.  Yet instead of complaining about it they have chosen to act by improving their public transportation infrastructure and driving fuel efficient cars.  I think in order for us as Canadians to really shift our thinking, it would take a significant jump in gas prices before people are forced to find alternative ways of getting around.

3. We need to re-evaluate our consumption & waste
I guess this is just an extension of the previous 2 points, but I think we just need to really be conscious of how much we consume and throw.  Whether it is space, fuel, food, garbage - everything.  I think that we do a fairly good job of recycling everything possible, but perhaps I will set up that compost that I've been thinking about as well as hang up a clothes line. 


4.  Canada's recycling program is light years ahead of Europe
This was a big a shock to us as anything of the lack of recycling that goes on here.  For all the fuel efficiency and alternative transport they promote here, their recycling program seems non-existent in many ways and resembles the programs we had in the 1980's when recycling was first being done on a city wide basis in Canada.  For example, you can only recycle glass, and paper.  They do not accept plastic containers of any sort, tetra paks, cardboard etc.  And for some cities, you have to walk several blocks to put your glass in a special bin.  Since people are lazy, they usually end up trashing it.

5. Eat Local
In Europe and much of Asia, many of the allergies that we have in North America are unheard of or rare.  Things such as hay fever or nut allergies don't get much attention.  There is a theory that my other boss (Greg) has about this that I find interesting.  It's called the "Wonder Bread" theory.  Basically if you look at the ingredient list of a loaf of Wonder Bread, many of the ingredients are unrecognizable.  Basically the point is food manufacturers continue to modify ingredients to cut costs, increase shelf life etc. to a state where the modified ingredient has no resemblance of what you needed in the first place.  The cumulative effect of daily consumption over a span of 20 years leads to sensitivities to naturally occurring substances and ingredients.  I have a similar theory that is along the same lines where we pump our meat etc with so many hormones that it screws our body somehow.  Have you seen a chicken breast in America versus Europe?  The American one is literally 3 times the size.  In any event, the point is goes back to eating foods that haven't been modified and that come from a place that is local.  We try to do this but I think that we may make a bigger effort when we head home... in 3 days :(

2011-07-14

Review on the Run: Monaco (4 of 5)

Monaco (4 of 5)
Yesterday our travels took us to Monaco, a Riviera must that is only a short 45 minute bus ride from Nice.  The best part about this was that it only cost 1 Euro, by far the cheapest part of the day.  The forecast called for rain so we took the opportunity to go.  What we've found consistently on this trip is by going to the tourist sites on "bad weather" days has been the best time to avoid the mob of tourists.  The weather is never as bad as the forecast and it offers a break from the beating sun.  Besides, yesterday it didn't rain until 6pm (we were home by then) and it was still +32 in the cloud cover.

Racing fans will have a love affair with Monaco as the F1 Grand Prix de Monaco has run here since 1929.  Believe me that the principality looks way better in real life than on TV.  There is a Vegas feel to the whole place due in part that everything is so clean and pristine that it looks kinda fake.  We got off the Place d"Armes stop and hiked up the hill to see the Prince's Palace, had lunch, and played at the playground on top.  To entice Chloe away from the playground, we hunted for ice cream while doing some shopping before hiking back down, taking the bus over to Monte Carlo, and finding the bus back to Nice.  Now I've been to the Monte Carlo in Vegas, and really can't see any resemblance to the casino here other than the name.  The Monte Carlo Casino here is truly what I expected from a top notch casino.  It wasn't particularly huge, although the grounds and gardens were, and you could smell the money being made from outside where you will get your fill of Lotus' and Ferrari's.  Want to gamble?  Think again as a jacket and tie are required for men - which would be unbearable for me in this heat. 

I'd have to say though that we didn't have enough time in Monaco.  By the late afternoon everyone was dying from the heat and was ready for an afternoon nap.  It was a great chance to experience, even for a day, a lifestyle that we will never lead and wouldn't want to in the first place.  I'm sure there is a lot of people suffering from "keeping up with the Jone's" syndrome.  I'll leave off with some interesting facts about the place.

- Population is 30,000
- Only 10,000 are true Monegasques, the other 20,000 live here to take advantage of the no income tax
- The country used to be 3 times bigger, but in 1860 it lost 2/3rds when the region of Menton voted to join France.  To compensate, France suggested Monaco build a casino and promised to connect it to the world with a road and a train line.  This started the tourist boom.
- It's current Prince (Albert) has competed in several Olympics for bobsledding.
- There are more people in Monaco's philharmonic (100) than its army (80).  

2011-07-12

Isaac: The difference 9 weeks can make

It is amazing to see the progress that Isaac has made in 9 short weeks.

1. Officially rolled over from back to front
Yes I know that he should've done this at 4 months and not 10, but in his defence, Isaac was fat and lazy.  He could've back then, but I think he chose not to.  Now that he sees Chloe running around, we wants to join in the fun.

2. He can climb stairs... but not down
He's got lots of practice since the first 6 weeks we stayed in places with stairs - including a deathtrap in Paris which had no railings.  Coming down he still chooses to go head first though.

3. Can stand on his own
Yes - Isaac has officially stood on his own unassisted.  This lasted a full 20 seconds... until he realized what he was doing, sat down, and started crying.  He's never stood unassisted since.

4. Has increased his vocabulary by 600%
This stat sounds a lot more impressive since he really only knew how to say Mom in Mandarin before travelling.  He now can say: Dad, Big Sister, Eat, and Milk in Mandarin in addition to being able to sign for "more" which is very helpful when eating.

5. He has developed the "Khoo Quaffe" :(
As much as we hoped for Isaac to have the same hair as Chloe, he unfortunately does not.  Chloe has Mommy's texture (fine) and Daddy's volume (a lot).  Isaac unfortunately has the "Khoo Quaffe" which speaks for every male in the Khoo family line.  He has a lot of hair but it will be the tough wiry texture that will make him destined (if left untreated) for formidable afros that will give Jules Winnfield a run for his money.  If you've met my brother, you'll know what I mean,.

2011-07-11

Signs that your vacation is too long

As if there is such a thing... but yes there have been a moment or too where I've been homesick.

1. You can't stand the sight of a croissant or pain au chocolat
As perfect and buttery as they are, there is indeed such a thing as having too much of something that is heavenly.  But I've had my fill to last several lifetimes.  The baguettes however I will not get sick of.

2. Your body looks like the "before" picture of a loss weight program informercial
Not to say I ever looked the "after", but I've seen the "before" and believe me - I'm getting there.  My only saving grace is that it's so freaking hot down here that I manage to sweat off all the calories I consume in croissants and pain au chocolats.  To make things worse, all the locals in Nice look like they've been on P90X (and completed the program) which makes me just plain depressed - as I stuff my face full of crossaints and pain au chocolats.

3. Your hair goes from American Crew to Justin Beiber to Sideshow Bob
If I was 14 maybe I wouldn't mind.  Sure I could get a haircut here, but I'm too lazy.  Thank goodness for Pommade to control the "Khoo-quaff".

4. The kid's meltdowns are increasing in frequency and volume
I can probably say that we've finally reached Chloe's limit just yesterday and Grandma's limit 3 weeks ago.  I'll spare the details, but Chloe's night time routine has tested our patience to the max over the last 3 nights.  She put it best a few days ago while walking in Avignon though when she said "Daddy - I want to go back to Canada."  I asked her why and she responded "Because it's more comfortable".  Amen.

2011-07-10

Signs that your vacation is too short

As we head into the home stretch, some things that make me think that we should stay a little longer.

1. Your repeated attempts to extend your leave from work has been denied by your boss
Ok Susan - if you are reading this I have to be fair.  Although technically I haven't formally asked you about extending my leave, you and I both know what the answer would have been.  I also suspect it would've been followed by a string of four letter words in succession ;)

2. Your countdown app on your IPhone changes from...
Days until you leave work
Days until you are on a plan
Days you have been on vacation
Days left on your vacation
Days until you get back to work

3. You are already planning your next vacation
For us, vacation is something we really look forward to.  So if we aren't thinking about where we're going to go next, it makes day to day life very dull.  But we have already agreed that we must come back to Paris.

4. You are looking at real estate and job openings in the areas and cities you visit
Perhaps that this is a sign that you just really love the place - but for me I think that its a sign that I just haven't got my fill.  Once you cross that mental barrier of "you know, I could live here" then there is something more than just a love affair with the place.

5. You start thinking about the routing problems that await you at work
Can QoS markings and transport protocol selection really solve the world's problems when in the end everything is really best effort?  *sigh*  I cannot escape the geekdom that awaits.